Forget Coronavirus, Warri Has Come Again. 35 Latest Warri Pidgin Proverbs That will Make You Laugh

May 7, 2020

1. If who no go school won call corona virus, na corona makus or corena festus he go call am.

2. Monkey wen won see Hunter face go collect bullet.

3. Bitter leaf dey sweet goat no mean say he no go shop the meat make you they dry for fire.

4. Goat na fool, goat na fool, no mean sey he go run for fowl.

5. E go better, e go better, na em poverty take dey start.

6. Mr. Ibu is a fool, Mr. Ibu is a fool, na em he take make life.

7. I want to help you, na oyibo man take dey deceive black man till today.

8. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.

9. Book wey no gree enter head go enter exam hall.

10. Goat wey get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.

11. Hand join hand na work take dey move oh.

12. If God stand on top cocoayam leaf, e go brake Cutlass.

13. If na by seniority, Methuselah for rich pass Solomon.

14. Woman wen Mary Kay carry enter husband house, na many things dey pursue am comot.

15. "He is not my type" na em Nkozi take enter menopause.

16. Who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!

17. Wetin concern dog with family planning?..

18. Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

19. Person wen dey cry dey still see road oh.

20. Cockroach wen drink cash enter fowl front, na for inside fowl belle him eye dey clear.

21. Only one more shot na em drunkard take dey start carreer.

22. My name na Success no dey stop poverty.

23. If you use "Warri no dey carry last" take go play lotto, you go know say na joke we dey oh.

24. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

25. Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.

26. Na over confidence make February no complete.

27. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

28. Head wey no wan think, go carry load..

29. I believe I can fly na em small pikin take dey chop witch oh.

30. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing dey that pocket.

31. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water no for boil Fish.

32. No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.

33. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching take start.

34. If to say life easy for coven, witch for no dey confess.

35. Work no dey na em lazy man take dey chop free food.

This proverbs sweet, this proverbs sweet no mean say you no go share am give others make them for join follow you laugh oh.

How to Use Salt And Onion To Get Rid Of Rat, Snakes And Scorpions

These aforementioned animals are supposed to be in the forest and not in people's houses. Only human beings and pets ought live in houses.

These animals are venomous and are more deadly than any one can imagine.most snakes are venomous to the extent that they can kill in seconds since venom travelling at great speed and let's not even talk about some species of scorpion, because we don't stand a chance at survival.

The best way to stay alive is to try and make sure these animals do not come close to our premises. Some people think killing a snake is better. Well you can only kill a snake that you saw first. What if the snake saw you first and struck first? That is a possibility and even when you quickly see the snake how many people are there that can kill snake? You that will just freeze like thermocool

so what you need to so is get cooking onions and garlic then salt and lemon grass.

The first way to go about it is to just peel the onions and garlic and drop them at different corners of your house. The smell is strong enough to repel those nasty snakes and scorpions. Rats do not stand a chance against this also

The second way is to get a jar and fill it up with ogogoro you can then soak your onions, garlic, lemon grass and salt. Leave it for 2 weeks and then you spray the liquid around your house once a week

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Sleep Position That Is Best For Your Health and For Better Sleeping Experience

7 Ailment Relieving Sleep Position

• Sleep Position for Runny Nose: 

Sleep on the back, put several pillows under your head.

• For Neck Pain:

Sleep on the side without a pillow. 

• For Heartburn:

Sleep on the left side with orthopedic pillow.

• For Backache

Sleep position- on the back. Put the pillow under your knees.

• Heaviness in the Feet:

Sleep position - on the back, put a pillow under your feet.

• High Blood Pressure:

Sleep position - on the stomach with soft pillow.

• For Headache:

Sleep position - on the back, frame your head with pillows.

Sleep Position and How the Influence Our Health

• Soldier Pose

Improves posture and prevents wrinkle formation. 

If you have pain in the groin; put a pillow under the knees in order to establish a natural bending in the groin.

• Sea star(Star Fish) Pose

Relaxes the spine and reduces migraines. 

If you have pain in the shoulders and in the groin; sleep without a pillow. 

• Fetal Pose

Reduces snoring..

If you are experiencing tension in the neck and in the back or sagging breasts (for ladies).

Solution: A hard pillow and alternate sides.

• LOG POSE

This is the perfect pose for the spine, for pregnant women. 

When there’s pressure on the neck and upper leg is not supported; Put a pillow between the hips and under the neck and sleep on the left side.

• When Sleeping On Your Stomach

If you are having pressure on the spine and inner organs; sleep on your side, put a pillow between your stomach and the mattress. 

What happens when you sleep on your left side?

• Your heart functions better.

• Your spleen will work more effectively. 

• It's easier to cleanse your intestines. 

• Your liver won’t be overloaded. 

• No more heartburn at night. 

• Your lymphatic system works better. 

CHOOSE THE RIGHT SLEEP POSITION AND BE HEALTHY!

Which position do you sleep in?

Say Bye Bye to Stubborn Typhoid and Malaria after Taking This Herbal Remedy

Malaria is an infection caused by a parasite called plasmodium. It's gotten and spread by the female anopheles mosquitoes. Symptoms of malaria are fever, pain in the stomach and muscles, loss of appetite, heavy headache, lack of energy and vomiting. It can also cause cough and diarrhea in children.

Typhoid is caused by a bacteria called Salmonella Typhi and Salmonella Paratyphi. It's being spread by contaminated food and water. Typhoid is a very acute illness and it's Symptoms are very similar to that of malaria but with a very high temperature. It includes diarrhea or constipation, general body aches, high fever of about 39C to 40C (140F), intestinal bleeding after 3 weeks of the disease, lethargy( if untreated)

Get the following leaves and ingredients that are readily available within your environment to get rid of both one time.

1.) Lemon or lime Orange

2.) Lemon Grass

3.) Pawpaw Leaves

4.) Immatured/Unripe Pawpaw

5.) Bitter Leaves

6.) Mango Leaves

7.) Scent Leaves

8.) Guava leaves

8.) Neem leaves

9.) Tumeric

Method of preparation

- These leaves are easily gotten around us, so get a sizeable quantity that can last for at least one week.

- Wash with water to get rid of dirts

- Boil in a clean pot with a clean water for about 15-20 minutes

- Bring it down and allow to cool properly

Adult should drink a glass cup twice or thrice a day while children should take half glass twice a day for 7 days( one week). This is a very potent cure that produces 100% elimination of typhoid and malaria parasites, even drug-resistant strains in humans